By Dan Miller
July 28, 2008
My wife is hoping I'll cancel my satellite radio service.
It's not that she personally dislikes satellite radio.... she seldom even hears it since it's installed in my car, not hers.
Her concern is for my blood pressure.
She listens patiently to my repetitious diatribe.... most every day!
I'm sure my friends have heard enough of my grumbling as well.
Sirius and XM have now gotten final approval from the FCC to merge into a huge monolithic company.
By eliminating the pressure of competition, they're hoping to solve some of their problems, including heavy debt, lack of cash, and a slowdown in sales.
Of course, part of the financial pinch for Sirius has been the astounding cost of having Howard Stern on board.
They pay him $80,000,000 a year, plus stock bonuses worth hundreds of millions.... wow!!
I subscribe to Sirius, and I've never once -- ever -- listened to Howard Stern.
So, to me at least, that $80,000,000 is a Sirius waste of money.
But that's not been my argument with Sirius. And that's not the reason I'll most likely discontinue my subscription.
I admit to enjoying the news channels and NFL games on my satellite service.... but the main reason I wanted it was for the music.
After years of being held hostage by limited formats and repetitive play lists on regular commercial radio stations, I installed the satellite receiver in my car and looked forward to uninterrupted music, with enough channels that I could zero-in on specific categories that I enjoy.
It would be radio nirvana.
I could tune-in commercial-free music channels, minus the mindless banter, silly contests or other shenanigans from self-promoting disc jockeys.
What excited me most was a channel offered by Sirius featuring the old "standards"... music primarily from around the early 1950s.
But then.... wouldn't you know it.... shortly after I started buying the service, Sirius changed that channel to "all Frank Sinatra."
Frank Sinatra is a wonderful, iconic performer... but, like good wine, he's best taken in moderation, not 24/7.
So, no continuous variety of standards for ol' Dan to listen to.
My next favorite channel was one they called "The Bridge".... It was quite good.... Paul Simon, James Taylor, Carly Simon, Elton John, Billy Joel, Jennifer Warnes, the Eagles, Dan Fogleberg, Roberta Flack and others....
Not for long though.... Sirius took it off,* and designated that channel "all Bruce Springsteen" all the time. Springsteen is good.... but 24/7.... I don't think so!
But still I remained somewhat optimistic about my satellite service.
My music oasis would be the Sirius classic country channel known as the Roadhouse.
Here was a place where I could always find the classic, authentic country songs and performers I'd enjoyed for many years.... Ernest, Hank, Roger, Merle, Emmylou, Johnny, Loretta, Marty, Tammy, Tom T, the Statlers and many others.
OK.... occasionally the Roadhouse still delivers.... but only occasionally.
Frankly, it delivers only when there are no disc jockeys.
By putting on DJs, or hosts, for much of the day.... they're right back to the unnecessary "idle chatter" that I hoped to avoid.
They spend far too much time telling me what's on other Sirius channels. You know.... if I wanted to listen to other channels, I'd be listening to them!
And here's the worst part.
Whenever the DJs are on duty, their selection of music is conspicuously narrow.... obviously reflecting their personal connections, or perhaps some other agenda.
Like a magician, I often amaze family and friends by successfully predicting which overly-featured performers will be played by certain DJs in the minutes ahead.
It never takes long.
Even though I listen to Sirius no more than 30 to 45 minutes a day, there's one specific recording that I've heard 12 times in a matter of weeks.... and, trust me, it's not a song you'd necessarily expect to find on a list of "classic country" songs.
I think Sirius/XM needs to use just $200 or so of that $80,000,000 they're paying Howard Stern to buy a few more CDs for the Roadhouse programmers....
Then demand that their DJs play a broader mix of classics....
And to stop talking so much.
OK, I'm ranting now.
Perhaps it's time for me to go back to my old, reliable CD player.
Right now though, I'm going to check my blood pressure.
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*OK, so Sirius finally put The Bridge back on... but only after this essay first appeared on the WSMV website, and several people emailed to tell me that they were forwarding it to Sirius.
So, I'm taking credit for getting it back!
As Larry King would say, you can thank me later.
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